A bizarre moment.

Everyday this country is becoming more bizzare if not wierder. If it’s not about weed, it’s about snakes or better still makende ya fisi. That’s greek for a hyena’s testicles. If only that crow that took team mafisi to, ‘twathiī kūrīa igūrū, kūrīa mathunyaī na nyama cia ngūkū,’ knew what it was taking up? Well now Mr crow you might just need to see the good father for a confession. Hope he gives you a penance for all your sins which are many. How would you let those millions go down the drain. I guess the Kikuyu folktales that always showcased the hyena as a gluttonous bastard may need to rethink their plot. Maybe they could think of another animal to ostracize instead of the hyena. The hyena tale has become like a rags to riches kind of tale.
Now I’m here wondering about the next animal Wajackoyah might mention. You see I’m even foreseeing a scenario where we might need to change the bride price from cows and goats to snakes and hyenas. I can just picture a what’s app dowry group which Instead of asking members to send their contributions to the able treasurer, will be like, ‘ our bridegroom will go python hunting in Mwingi on Saturday the 9th, if you are interested to accompany him on this mission, kindly inbox the logistics manager. Please also note to acquire the necessary gear as this will the a treacherous journey.
I can also foresee something like e-nyoka or e-hyena. For those who eat fare, don’t be surprised to see an e-nyoka message saying that QAR15STP10 confirmed, you have received one e-python from ********.
As for the inhabitants of Ngurubani we are crossing our fingers hoping that Wajackoyah’s next epiphany will have donkeys in the mix. Then we’ll be smiling all the way to the bank. Lakini hata asipoona donkey si aone zebra.Wajackoyah the fifth, keep entertaining us.
#StillTheChronicler.

Published by Nyar Kaheti

Born and raised on the picturesque slopes of Mt Kenya, Nyar Kaheti is your girl next door vibe kind of girl. She enjoys reading, writing, hiking, and listening to country music among other things.

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