There are things that are possible in this out continent that may not be possible anywhere else e.g a cold Uber ferrying four passengers plus the driver or should I say rider?
Another possible thing is three girls hanging out at a joint ordering the choicest brandys and fine spirits, expecting Brayo and his cool gang to come and foot the bill. When neither Brayo nor his crew appears they end up in a police cell because between them and poverty they only have KES 380/=.
Probably they arrived hurled in one nduthi, their throats dry after Brayo’s promises. Leo nitawaharibu. I imagine their poor relatives had to form an emergency what’s app group to come up with the 13K urgently needed. That reminds me of that, ‘need 2K urgently.’ If you are reading this and you have that 2K urgently send me because my this Njaanuary 🤔 I’m almost converting that Christmas song to, ‘ On the 6th day of Njaanuary my true love gave to me, 6 cabbages, 5 sukuma wikis, 4 cucumbers, 3 tomatoes, 2 hohos and a kīwaru in gathubu……
Better sing a veggie tune instead, because it’s a veggie Njaanuary. And it’s only 6th, siku za Njaanuary ni arobaini, 34 more to go. Niī ngwīyūmīrīria tondu wa kairītu to wa kahīī 😂 my granny so said. Strawberries take me to Feb to a month short and sweet, love in the air 🤣
Happy new year.
#StillTheChronicler.
Veggied
